On the one hand, I’d like to see the grantor of the common lands skidaddle with the defendant. On the other hand, he provides us with such a consistent dose of ridiculousness, I might miss the laughs.

Caution: Put your beverage down when reading this. I laughed so hard, I snarfed.

Just another example of how this guy can take the most straightforward, matter-of-fact point and turn it into an unintended joke.

We’re talking about the Community Club Bylaws. We’re talking about following our own Bylaws. We’re talking about the frequency with which the Board changes the Club Bylaws to suit their needs.

Look where like-minded thinking has gotten us. Bright minds who respectfully disagree will work harder to come up with more reasonable solutions than, say, Landslide Liquors, for example.

All his silliness about comparing the Fairfield Bay Community Club Bylaws to the U.S. Constitution has turned my thoughts to impeachment.

-Ink Slinger